Andrew Davie knows pop culture, music, and movies both good and wonderfully bad. In this hot-off-the-presses story, which has the best title of the year, he mixes them all into a question/answer interview format that might’ve been at home in Brief Interviews. 

What is the Leprechaun Violence Conjecture?

Good question. It’s a formula I’ve been working on which attempts to predict the amount of violence one would need to inflict on another person to be able to claim authorship of Leprechaun 5.

Could you explain what that means?

It’ll become more clear when I tell you about Bob. 

The rest of it’s at Bartleby Snopes.

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