Bradley Warshauer

fiction. essays. journalism. copywriting. editing. about.

May 7, 2013
theatlantic: What It’s Like to Live on a Ship Sailing Through the Antarctic Ice In the middle of February, a team of scientists set sail from McMurdo Station, Antarctica, for a two-month mission around the frigid waters. For the first week or so, they never saw the sun set — Antarctic summer days may not be balmy, but they are long.  Read more. [Images: Cassandra Brooks]

theatlantic:

What It’s Like to Live on a Ship Sailing Through the Antarctic Ice

In the middle of February, a team of scientists set sail from McMurdo Station, Antarctica, for a two-month mission around the frigid waters. For the first week or so, they never saw the sun set — Antarctic summer days may not be balmy, but they are long. 

Read more. [Images: Cassandra Brooks]

May 2, 2013
whitewine-redeyes: WHO’S WITH ME I’m in.

whitewine-redeyes:

WHO’S WITH ME

I’m in.

May 1, 2013
The movie celebrates a great American kid, and much of it plays with a depth and psychological acuteness almost never found in our movies anymore.
— David Denby on ”Mud,” a new adventure film with Matthew McConaughey: http://nyr.kr/14VHcXv (via newyorker)

(Source: newyorker.com, via newyorker)

  

loveyourchaos:

life is perfect.

(Source: heyheyitsmimi, via yargrolyat)

What I really like to learn how to do is to build sentences that are equal to mental states.
— Richard Powers (via theparisreview)
April 30, 2013
I tried a writing prompt and all I got was this one stupid sentence.

The nation is controlled by hamsters who mean business, hamsters who storm across prairies in undulating hordes of millions, moving wavelike over hills that roll gently to the horizon. 

So clearly it is monsoon season in New Orleans.

So clearly it is monsoon season in New Orleans.

April 28, 2013
However, his name is Chase, which is problematic; linebackers who always chase cannot, by the intrinsic nature of the chase, ever catch their target. They can only chase, following the other player endlessly across the field, forever.
— “A list of Saints undrafted free agents who will probably be awesome” (via saintsbingo)
April 25, 2013
saintsbingo: Bradley takes on a big NFL Draft myth. Over to your right a beer-gutted LSU guy in a purple Kevin Faulk jersey trips over a plastic chair and crashes into a speaker, so nobody can hear Mickey when he tries to explain that, come on, did you think we were seriously going to stick with a guy with a weird name like Brian de la Puente? Read more

saintsbingo:

Bradley takes on a big NFL Draft myth.

Over to your right a beer-gutted LSU guy in a purple Kevin Faulk jersey trips over a plastic chair and crashes into a speaker, so nobody can hear Mickey when he tries to explain that, come on, did you think we were seriously going to stick with a guy with a weird name like Brian de la Puente?

Read more

April 24, 2013
Quotable Office, Part III

“My wife has a habit of having her internal organs removed.”

“…pardon?”